Crabgrass can grow on
bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way
to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
~Dave Barry
A man's children and his
garden both reflect the amount of weeding done during the
growing season. ~Author Unknown
I love to think of nature
as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God
speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in.
~George Washington Carver
You can't be suspicious of
a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or
challenge the ideology of a violet. ~Hal Borland
My green thumb came only
as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to see
things from the plant's point of view.
~H. Fred Ale
Old
Farmer's Advice:
Your
fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.
Keep
skunks and bankers at a distance.
Life
is simpler when you plow around the stump.
A
bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
Words
that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.
Meanness
don't jes' happen overnight.
Forgive
your enemies; it messes up their heads.
Do
not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
It
don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.
You
cannot unsay a cruel word.
Every
path has a few puddles.
When
you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
The
best sermons are lived, not preached.
Most
of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.
Don
't judge folks by their relatives.
Remember
that silence is sometimes the best answer.
Live
a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back, you'll
enjoy it a second time.
Don
't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none.
Timing
has a lot to do with the outcome of a Rain dance.
If
you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Sometimes
you get, and sometimes you get got.
The
biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you
from the mirror every mornin'.
Always
drink upstream from the herd.
Good
judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin'
the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.
If
you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around..
Live
simply. Love generously. Care deeply.
Speak
kindly. Leave the rest to God.
--
Don't
pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight,
he'll
just kill you.
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