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Having A Bad Day ?
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“You
know it's a bad day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits
better.”
"Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough
sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe
you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no
escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.”
“No day is so bad it
can't be fixed with a nap.”
You know you're having a bad day
when
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind
32 Hell's Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team
waiting in your office.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.
You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes
out of the city.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a
grapefruit down the toilet.
You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms
instead of deodorant.
You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting
crazy glue in your Preparation H.
You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last
night ....and there aren't any.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember
that you just bought a waterbed.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months
overdue.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of
your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't
wearing any.
You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out
tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front
porch.
The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and
no one has touched it.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
for your new spouse.
You receive a 150-page instruction booklet on how to save
money...from the electric company.
Airline food starts to taste good.
Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip
cookies.
You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.
You take longer to get over sex than you did to have it.
Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her
kittens in your dresser drawer.
Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar
is yours.
Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your
parents.
Your aunt Maddie, who has two poodles and a chihuahua, tells you
that her doctor just recommended plenty of rest in a warm, dry
climate...and you live in Arizona.
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is
gaining on you.
The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
People think you are 40...and you really are.
You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager
orders the numbers on the sign outside changed.
Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was
terrific." And you remember that you were home by yourself.
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One of our;
"Having a Bad Day" cards is an easy way
to send affection, encouragement, inspiration and humor.
When the bigger more expensive gifts wear out and are
forgotten, the memory of a card will linger on because it is tied
to the heart of the one who receives it.
A card is a
visual reminder that you care, you support, you love and you haven’t
forgotten.
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our cards
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Greeting, Photo,
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